Advertising Terms Explained
This is a list of what all the advertising terms on products really mean.
Different color from previous design.
- All New
Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.
Almost as good as the competition.
- Foolproof Operation
No provision for adjustments.
- Advanced Design
The advertising agency doesn't understand it.
- It's here at last
A Rush job. Nobody knew it was coming.
- Field Tested
Manufacturer lacks test equipment.
- High Accuracy
Unit on which all parts fit.
No other reason why it looks the way it does.
Previous flaws fixed - we hope.
- Direct Sales only
Factory had a big argument with distributor.
- Years of Development
We finally got one to work.
We finally figured out a use for it.
- Maintenance Free
Impossible to fix.
- Meets all Standards
Ours, not yours.
Heavy as hell.
- Less fattening
Now doesn't have the same fat content as pig stomach lining.
- High Reliability
We made it work long enough to ship it.
We couldn't make it work long enough to ship it.
- Fat Free
You pay for the food, but the fat is free.
Auswege: Impressum, Haftungsausschluß, Datenschutz,
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