The canonical list of
Ascii Cows
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(oo)
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| USA Cow | Nerd USA Cow | Australian Cow |
(__)
(00)
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(__)
(-o)
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(--) . . .
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| Cow w/ Glasses | Flirtatious cow (winking) | Cow after pulling an all-nighter |
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O__O
(oo)
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\_|_/
(oo)
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| Cow at Disneyland | Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty |
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\ (__)
\\(oo)
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(__)
(\/)
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* (__)
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| Scottish cow playing bagpipes | Cow from Beijing | Wind-up Flying Cow |
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\ (oo)
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(__)
(oo)
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(__)
(oo)
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(oo)
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| Cow walking | Cow jogging | Cow running | Cow braking |
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(oo)
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* (__)
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| Cow marching | Cow standing | Cow pooing |
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(oo)
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| Cow at 1 meter | Cow at 100 meters | Cow at 10,000 meters |
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(__)
(oo)
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(oo)
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(__)
(oo)
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(oo)
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| Cow munching on grass | Grass munching on cow | Cow in water | Cow in swimming-pool |
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(__)
(OO)
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(__)
(@@)
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(__)
(xx)
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Cow who drank Jolt
| Cow who ate psychedelic
mushrooms | Cow who used Jolt to wash
down psychedelic mushrooms |
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)\ (__)
/ \ (oo)
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| Cow swimming in shark infested water |
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( ( )
( ( ) )
( ( )
( / )
( ( \\ )
( | // )
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______(oo)_____
( _)_______(__) )
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| Cow Hide | Cow Pie |
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/ (00) / /
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| Cow in Heat | Cow Chewing Marbles |
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(__)
(oo)
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(__)
(oo)
/-oooooo-\/
* ooooooooo
ooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooo
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* (__) * (__)
\ (oo) | (oo)
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| Cow taking a shit | Cow in deep shit | Cow getting the shit
kicked out of her |
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o o
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(oo)
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(__)
(oo)
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(__)
=(oo)=
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Bill Bixby
male relative cow | Bela Lugosi cow | Boris Karloff cow | Claude Rains cow |
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(__)
SooS
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(oo) \/
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(oo)
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This cow belonged
to George Washington | Ben Franklin owned
this cow | Abe Lincoln's cow |
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* (__)
\ (oo)
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| ==$ ||
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(__)
(oo)
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Old "One Arm" belonged
to Caesar's Palace | This cow was given to
Hugh Hefner for his Birthday |
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(___)
( O )
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(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
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The cyclops that Jason and
the Argonauts met had this cow | This cow lived with
Dr. Doolittle |
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(__)
[##]
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(__)
(@o)
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/------- (__)
/ | || (oo)
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This cow belonged
to Liliann V.L. | This cow lived with
the Little Rascals | This cow belonged to
the Headless Horseman |
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(__)
(oo)
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| David Copperfield's Cow | David Copperfield's other Cow |
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(__)
(oo) o /| /|/|_
/ \/ / / _ /
/ _\===^ ___\_____/___
___|__/ |/\ (___________(_)
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(__)
(oo)
/'^^^-m
/ '' ` )
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* ww ww
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| Mrs. O'Leary's Cow | Cow'nt Dracula |
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(__)
(\/)
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(__)
($$)
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(__)
(**)
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| Satanic cow | Yuppie Cow | Cow in love |
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(__)
(oo)
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.xxxx.
'(oo)`
/-----'-\/ `
/ | |============>
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~~ ~
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| holy cow | Moo-ammar Cowdafi
(armed and dangerous) |
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(___)
(o o)
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(___)
(o o)
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| A Bull | A-bomb-in-a-bull | No-bull | Coward |
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(__)
(oo)
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OO OO
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\__\
o (oo)
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OO OO
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(__)
(oo)
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OO OO
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| Detroit cow | Mustang cow | pickup cow |
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(__)
(oo)
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OO OO
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(__)
(oo)
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OO OO
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\_||_~
(*||*)
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OO }{
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| li-moo-cow | fastback cow | teenager's cow |
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(____)
(oo )
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(____)
(o o)
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(____)
( OO)
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^^^^ ^^^^
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This cow belonged
to Pablo Picasso
| This was Salvatore
Dali's favorite cow
| No one was sure whether
M.C. Escher's cow had
four legs or eight |
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(__)
^^ (oo)
^^^^ /-------\/
^^^^^ / | ||
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^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^====
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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(__)
(--)
/-\/-\
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/----\
/ \ \
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Cow surfing at Malibu
| Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
(What a bod, huh guys?) |
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(__)
(DD)
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Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen
| Cow chugging brews and staring at
sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale |
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( @@@ )
( @@ ) (------------)
@@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* )
@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* )
/--UU--\/ (____________)
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/ / / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / _______ / /
/ / / / | \ / /
/ / / (__)| / /
/ / / (oo)| / /
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| (New) Jersey Cow | Cow sheltering from English Weather |
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(__)
(oo)
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/ | 007 ||
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_--------_
|__________| BIG
XXXXXXXXXX MAC
__________
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| Cow licenced to kill | Enemy Cow after having met previous cow |
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(__(__)
(oo(oo)
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| Mary Poppins Cow | Siamese cows |
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(__)
(oo)
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o o
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\__/
_______(oo)
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(__) ^
(oo) /
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/ /\ / /
^ / * /
/ ___/
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Mathematical Cow
(developer of cow-culus)
| Television Cow
(Cow-thode Ray Tube)
| This cow does Disco
(That's what comes of
snorting cow-caine) |
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. /\ . .
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/ \ . . *
/ \ *
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/ | /\/\ | \ . . *
. / |=|==|=| \ . *
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/ USA | ^||^ |NASA \ .
|______| ^^ |______| .
. (__||__) . .
. /_\ /_\ . . .
!!! !!!
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| The cow that jumped over the moon |
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o
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/----|---|\ | **** |=======|
/___/___\___\ o | **** |=======|
| | ___| |==============|
| | ___ {(__)} |==============|
\-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
\ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } |
----------------- / | NASA |==== |
| | * ||------||-----^
----------------- || | |
/ / \ \ ^^ ^ |
/ ---- \
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| This cow landed on the moon |
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(__)
([][]) "I have this recurring dream
__\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__)
/\ \__ ^ :..("")
/\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ //
/----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / //
\\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ //
/====== \/ =======/==============//
*_/ / \ /^ // / \\
/ \ ^ // \\
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| Psycowlogist and patient |
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\^^^^^^^^\ (__)
\^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)
*-----\_______\/\/
^_______/ --- \______^
^--------\ \S/ /\_____^
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(___)
(o o)
\ /
\--O--/
// -----\
\\/_^{} /==V===[]
\_____\\//
\__/
//\\
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It's a bird...
It's a plane... | The Boss
(Bruce Holstein) |
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| COWNTY | | (|__|) | |
| JAIL | | |oo| | |
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H H
H (__) H
H (oo) H __
H / \/ \ H / \
H | | | | H | STOP |
H D===b=----- H \ __ /
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H H ||
H H ||
H H ||
H H ||
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| Some cows get in trouble... | Cattle Guard |
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\ | / ___________
____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________
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| | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | |
| | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | |
| | | | | #_// | | | | | |
| | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
| | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
| ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
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`v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| |
|| |`. (__) (__) ( )
(oo) (oo) /---V
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| "Cow Town" |
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../ / | \ \..
./ / / | \ \ \.
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/ / / | \ \ \
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\|/ (oo)
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| Cow surviving attack by Red Baron |
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(__)
(oo)
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/ | ||
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(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
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* ||---- -^^- || *
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
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* ||----|| ||----|| *
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| Barnum's Troupe of performing cows |
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____ ____ |+++++|
|++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++|
|++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++|
|++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __
| | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++|
- - -(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \
o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __
| _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
|-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\
-|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ *
\ | __________________________________/
| W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
/ /\ \ \___/ \___/
/ / \ \
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