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Changing Focus

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Here's some examples of how your focus changes as you get older. Dedicated to all those in their 40ies out there!

19702000
  • Long Hair
  • Longing for hair
  • The perfect high.
  • The perfect high yield mutual fund.
  • Keg.
  • EKG.
  • Acid Rock.
  • Acid Reflux.
  • Moving to California because it's cool.
  • Moving to California because it's warm.
  • Growing pot.
  • Growing pot belly.
  • Douglas Street bridge.
  • Dental bridge.
  • Watching John Glenn's historic
    flight with your parents.
  • Watching John Glenn's historic
    flight with your children.
  • Trying to look like Marlon Brando
    or Elizabeth Taylor.
  • Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando
    or Elizabeth Taylor.
  • Seeds and stems.
  • Roughage.
  • Popping pills, smoking joints.
  • Popping joints.
  • Our president's struggle with Fidel.
  • Our president's struggle with fidelity.
  • Paar.
  • AARP.
  • Being caught with Hustler magazine.
  • Being caught with Hustler magazine.
  • Killer weed.
  • Weed killer.
  • Hoping for a BMW.
  • Hoping for a BM.
  • The Grateful Dead.
  • Dr. Kevorkian.
  • Getting out to a new, hip joint.
  • Getting a new hip joint.
  • Rolling Stones.
  • Kidney stones.
  • Being called into the principal's office.
  • Calling the principal's office.
  • Screw the system!
  • Upgrade the system.
  • Peace sign.
  • Mercedes logo.
  • Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
  • Children begging you to get their heads shaved.
  • Take acid.
  • Take antacid.
  • Passing the driver's test.
  • Passing the vision test.
  • "Whatever"
  • "Depends"

 


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Thomas Bätzler, Thomas@Baetzler.de
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