- NT Chicken:
Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
- OS/2 Chicken:
It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.
- Win 95 Chicken:
You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes
like ... chicken.
- Microsoft Chicken (TM):
It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
- OOP Chicken:
It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
- Assembler Chicken:
First it builds the road ...
- C Chicken:
It crosses the road without looking both ways.
- C++ Chicken:
The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other
- VB Chicken:
- Delphi Chicken:
The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
- Java Chicken:
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the
other side. (Of course, those are chicklets)
- Web Chicken:
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
- Gopher Chicken:
Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
- Newton Chicken:
Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in
- Cray Chicken:
Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen
first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.
- Quantum Logic Chicken:
The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the road until you
observe it on the side of your choice.
- Lotus Chicken:
Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!
- Mac Chicken:
No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way
to tell it to.
- Al Gore Chicken:
Waiting for completion of NCI (Nation Chicken-crossing Infrastructure) and will cross
as soon as it's finished, assuming he's re-elected and the Republicans don't gut the
- COBOL Chicken:
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING