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A Cowboy's Guide to Life

  • Don't squat with your spurs on.

  • Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.

  • Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

  • The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.

  • If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

  • If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.

  • It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

  • The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.

  • Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

  • If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

  • Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

  • Always drink upstream from the herd.

  • Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.

  • Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' him do it are two entirely different propositions.

  • If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.

  • Good judgement comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgement.

  • When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

  • When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

  • Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.

  • Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.

  • The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.

  • Never miss a good chance to shut up.

 


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Thomas Bätzler, Thomas@Baetzler.de
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