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Subject: DRAGON Software (OT joke)
From: Roger P Williams <rpw03@gnofn.org>
Newsgroups: misc.consumers.frugal-living
Message-ID: 5i1khg$671@junkie.gnofn.org

Are you confused? Our modern world has become so complicated and frightening that many people can no longer keep track of who to blame for it all. If you find yourself wondering who to fault for all the things that are wrong with the world, you need my new software package:

D R A G O N

Demonize Random Apparent Groups Of Neighbors

Just enter your worries into DRAGON's user-friendly interface, and it will use the same sophisticated algorithms found in lottery prediction programs to generate a sorted, categorized explanation of WHO IS RESPONSIBLE, and WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT. Just check out these features found in the free shareware release:

REGISTER NOW AND GET THESE GREAT ADDITIONAL FEATURES

WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HATE TODAY?

It's a confusing world. Download DRAGON today and see how simple it can appear. Note: DRAGON requires DOS or UNIX and will not run under Windows. People who need graphical interfaces should be put up against a wall and shot, anyway.


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Links: Imprint, Humor on the Internet, my homepage.


Thomas Bätzler, Thomas@Baetzler.de
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