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The Lord's Prayer

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No doubt some Bible societies will feel compelled to publish a new translation of the Holy Scriptures in the newly discovered language of Ebonics.

Here's a head start for them.




The Lord's PrayerBig Daddy's Rap
Our Father, who art in heavenYo, Big Daddy upstairs,
Hallowed be thy nameYou be chillin
Thy Kingdom comeSo be yo hood
Thy will be doneYou be sayin' it, I be doin' it
On earth as it is in heavenIn this here hood and yo's
Give us this day our daily breadGimme some eats
And forgive us our trespassesAnd cut me some slack, Blood
As we forgive those who trespass against usSo's I be doin' it to dem dat diss me
And lead us not into temptationDon't be pushing me into no jive
But deliver us from evilAnd keep dem Crips away
For thine is the kingdom, forever.Cause you always be da man, G
AmenStraight up


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