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Hu's On First

by James Sherman

We take you now to the Oval Office...

Bush:

Condi, nice to see you. What`s happening?

Rice:

Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

Bush:

Great.Lay it on me.

Rice:

Hu is the new leader of China.

Bush:

That`s what I want to know.

Rice:

That`s what I am telling you.

Bush:

That`s what I am asking you. Who is the new leader of China.

Rice:

Yes.

Bush:

I mean the fellow`s name.

Rice:

Hu.

Bush:

The guy in China.

Rice:

Hu.

Bush:

The new leader of China.

Rice:

Hu.

Bush:

The Chinaman!

Rice:

Hu is leading China.

Bush:

Now whaddya asking me for?

Rice:

I`m telling you, Hu is leading China.

Bush:

Well, I`m asking you. Who is leading China?

Rice:

That`s the man`s name.

Bush:

That`s who`s name?

Rice:

Yes.

Bush:

Will you or will you not tell methe name of the new leader of China?

Rice:

Yes Sir.

Bush:

Yassir? Yassir Arafazt is in China ? I thought he was in the middle East.

Rice:

That`s correct.

Bush:

Then who is in China?

Rice:

Yes Sir.

Bush:

Yassir?

Rice:

No Sir.

Bush:

Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the Phone.

Rice:

Kofi?

Bush:

No, thanks.

Rice:

You want Kofi?

Bush:

No.

Rice:

You don`t want Kofi?

Bush:

No. But now that you mention it. I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.!

Rice:

Yes Sir.

Bush:

Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.!

Rice:

Kofi?

Bush:

Milk! Will you please make the call?

Rice:

And call who?

Bush:

Who is the guy at the U.N.?

Rice:

Hu is the guy in China!

Bush:

Will you stay out of China!

Rice:

Yes Sir.

Bush:

And stay out of the Middle East!!! Just get me the guy at the U.N.!

Rice:

Kofi?

Bush:

All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condoleezza Rice picks up the phone)

Rice:

Rice, here.

Bush:

Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And in the Middle East.

 

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