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Lunch the Microsoft Way

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Patron:

Waiter!

Waiter:

Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support

Waiter.

What seems to be the problem?

Patron:

There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter:

Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

Patron:

No, it's still there.

Waiter:

Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron:

Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter:

Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?

Patron:

A soup bowl!

Waiter:

Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem;how was the bowl set up?

Patron:

You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!

Waiter:

Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron:

I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter:

Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

Patron:

You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??

Waiter:

Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

Patron:

Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

Waiter:

The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

Patron:

Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.

Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.

Waiter:

Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

Patron:

This is potato soup.

Waiter:

Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.

Patron:

Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

Waiter leaves.

Patron:

Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!

The check:

 

Soup of the Day$5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day$2.50
Access to Support$1.00
Total$8.50 + Tax

 


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Thomas Bätzler, Thomas@Baetzler.de
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