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From: Ernest Prabhakar <ernest@pundit.cithep.caltech.edu>
Newsgroup: REC.HUMOR.FUNNY
Message-ID: S613.373d@clarinet.com
Date: 18 Nov 93  19:30:03
Subject: UNIX for the PC

Attribution: ME (original, with a little help from my friends)

In order for UNIX™ to survive into the nineties, it must get rid of its intimidating commands and outmoded jargon, and become compatible with the existing standards of our day. To this end, our technicians have come up with a new version of UNIX, System VI, for use by the PC - that is, the "Politically Correct."

Politically Correct UNIX

System VI Release notes

Utilities:

Shell Commands:

Terminology:


UNIX™ is a trademark of UNIX System Laboratories. Any similarty of names or attitudes to that of any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental.


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Links: Imprint, Humor on the Internet, my homepage.


Thomas Bätzler, Thomas@Baetzler.de
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