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Project Managers

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If you get in my way, I'll kill you!

- ideal project manager

If you get in my way, you'll kill me!

- somewhat less than ideal project manager

If I get in my way, I'll kill you!

- somewhat misguided project manager

If I get in your way, I'll kill you!

- A tough m. f. project manager
(eats glass, live cats, etc.)

If get kill in will way I you.

-dyslexic, functionally illiterate project manager

I am the way! Kill me if you can!

-messianic project manager

Get away, I'll kill us all!

-suicidal project manager

If you kill me, I'll get in your way.

-thoughtful but ineffective project manager

If I kill you I'll get in your way.

-project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious

If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm.

-project manager from New York

I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so no one will get killed.

-project manager who is about to get in big trouble

If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares?

-weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager

If I kill me, you'll get your way.

-pragmatic project manager

Kill me, it's the only way.

-every project manager to date.

If we get in each others' way, who will get killed?

- An utterly confused manager

 


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Thomas Bätzler, Thomas@Baetzler.de
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