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The Scientists' Party

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Top scientists were invited to a party, and they all replied stating whether or not they could attend...

  • Ampere was worried he wasn't current.

  • Audobon said he'd have to wing it.

  • Boyle said he was under too much pressure.

  • Darwin waited to see what evolved.

  • Descartes said he'd think about it.

  • Dr Jekyll declined-he hadn't been feeling himself lately.

  • Edison thought it would be illuminating.

  • Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend.

  • Gauss was asked to attend because of his magnetic personality.

  • Hawking tried to string enough time together to make space in his schedule.

  • Heisenberg was uncertain that he could make it.

  • Hertz said in the future he planned to attend with greater frequency.

  • Mendel said he'd put some things together and see what came out.

  • Morse's reply: "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now, must dash."

  • Newton planned to drop in.

  • Ohm resisted the idea.

  • Pavlov was drooling at the thought.

  • Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm.

  • Schrodinger had to take his cat to the vet, or did he?

  • Stephenson thought the whole idea was loco.

  • Volta was electrified, and Archimedes buoyant at the thought.

  • Watt reckoned it would be a good way to let off steam.

  • Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight.

 


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